1 00:00:03,209 --> 00:00:05,002 For those of you who were too fucking busy... 2 00:00:05,169 --> 00:00:07,505 ...this is what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:07,713 --> 00:00:10,549 - Hey, you filthy fucking Portuguese. - Stan's losing his marbles. 4 00:00:10,716 --> 00:00:12,426 -What happened? -You fucked my sister. 5 00:00:12,635 --> 00:00:14,637 - He shouldn't be alone. - Call his daughter. 6 00:00:14,803 --> 00:00:17,473 -I'm gonna come down... -He wants to stay in his apartment. 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:18,891 -Where you been? -Brazil. 8 00:00:19,099 --> 00:00:20,893 We should get together, have lunch. 9 00:00:21,101 --> 00:00:23,229 - I'm seeing someone. - So am I. Bring him. 10 00:00:23,437 --> 00:00:26,065 - Estefania doesn't speak English. - You're married? 11 00:00:26,232 --> 00:00:29,025 You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear? 12 00:00:29,193 --> 00:00:30,277 I missed you. 13 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:35,241 -Hey. -Okay. 14 00:00:35,407 --> 00:00:36,700 Whoa. 15 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:39,411 - Was it weird seeing Jimmy? - Who's Jimmy? 16 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,746 Jimmy is Steve. 17 00:00:40,913 --> 00:00:42,706 V, they're gone. Ethel and Jonah. 18 00:00:42,915 --> 00:00:45,876 All their stuff is gone. His clothes, her suitcase, gone. 19 00:00:46,585 --> 00:00:49,755 Fuck you. I'll make West Point on my own. I don't need you. 20 00:00:49,964 --> 00:00:53,634 She's a married mother publicly flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with. 21 00:00:53,801 --> 00:00:55,302 Come on, I need an accomplice. 22 00:00:55,469 --> 00:00:57,513 When I tell Hal we're going out, I won't be lying. 23 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,931 I'm sorry, who are you? 24 00:00:59,098 --> 00:01:01,559 -I'm your grandmother. -Grammy showed up. 25 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:04,687 -Grammy's back. -Jesus. They let you out? 26 00:01:04,895 --> 00:01:07,565 Surprised to see you. Thought you were doing 20 to life. 27 00:01:07,773 --> 00:01:09,191 I will fuck you up. 28 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,902 -Oh, my God. There's a woman with a gun. -Shit. 29 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:15,823 -She's at a party. She's shooting people. -Pull it! Do it! 30 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:19,535 And I'm gonna kick your ass. 31 00:01:19,743 --> 00:01:21,704 -Put some pants on, man. -I got pants on. 32 00:02:33,275 --> 00:02:34,443 Mm. 33 00:02:35,527 --> 00:02:37,404 Babe, stop. 34 00:02:38,864 --> 00:02:41,867 Come on. You know I hate that. 35 00:02:43,702 --> 00:02:46,205 I'm gonna stick my thumb in your butt if you don't stop. 36 00:02:46,372 --> 00:02:50,334 Mm, now we're talking. Mm. 37 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:51,794 Morning, sunshine. 38 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:54,380 -Who let you in? -Carl. 39 00:02:54,546 --> 00:02:57,716 We don't let people in the house before I wake up! 40 00:02:57,883 --> 00:03:01,845 -Which guy doesn't like a finger up the butt? -What are you doing here? 41 00:03:02,012 --> 00:03:04,264 I came to invite you out on David's boat today. 42 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:07,017 I thought you weren't allowed. Isn't it the wife's? 43 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:09,520 Yeah, but they're dropping one of the brats off at college. 44 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,441 Oh. Steve's back in town. 45 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:17,695 -Not sure what to do about it. -Bring him. Boat's got a Jacuzzi. 46 00:03:17,861 --> 00:03:20,531 Ah, kids start school Tuesday. Got a lot to do to get ready. 47 00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:22,658 So come for an hour. 48 00:03:22,825 --> 00:03:24,785 Everybody says that, but it never happens. 49 00:03:24,993 --> 00:03:28,455 -I'll kick you out after an hour. -Shouldn't you get your kids ready? 50 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:30,541 Hal's on it. He loves doing that crap. 51 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:31,750 So you'll come? 52 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:35,754 I'll think about it. I'm gonna take a shower now, wash your slobber off me. 53 00:03:35,963 --> 00:03:38,424 You know, men pay lots of money for that slobber. 54 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:40,509 -Oh, yeah. Thanks for the visual. -Mm. 55 00:03:40,676 --> 00:03:42,928 Go make yourself useful. I need coffee. 56 00:03:44,346 --> 00:03:46,682 You look like shit, Frank. You just getting in? 57 00:03:46,849 --> 00:03:49,143 -Just got up. -It's 7 a.m. 58 00:03:49,309 --> 00:03:52,896 Hurry up. I gotta help my mother out of bed and take her to the bathroom. 59 00:03:53,105 --> 00:03:55,899 Putting a damper on your drink-puke-sleep schedule, huh? 60 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,359 I can't take it anymore. 61 00:03:57,901 --> 00:03:59,278 Your problem, not ours. 62 00:04:03,115 --> 00:04:06,869 What about this little guy? Hey, fella. Oh... 63 00:04:07,035 --> 00:04:09,246 - Yeah, I don't know, V. - Oh, come on. 64 00:04:09,455 --> 00:04:12,249 He's so cute. How could anyone have abandoned him? 65 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:18,338 -And his tongue is almost as good as yours. -A dog is not gonna fill the hole in my heart. 66 00:04:18,547 --> 00:04:20,257 When you gonna get over this, Kev? 67 00:04:20,424 --> 00:04:22,134 Doesn't it bother you that Ethel's gone? 68 00:04:22,301 --> 00:04:25,429 -It bothers me we're not gonna get the money. -Why would she leave us? 69 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:26,930 -She's ungrateful. -Stop. 70 00:04:27,139 --> 00:04:30,309 If she doesn't give a shit about us, why should we give a shit about her? 71 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:32,186 She was family. 72 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:35,856 -We have to move on. -I liked having someone depend on me. 73 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:39,359 -Well, then pick out a stupid dog. -Dogs are too much responsibility. 74 00:04:39,526 --> 00:04:41,570 A kid isn't? A cat then. 75 00:04:41,737 --> 00:04:45,407 -It's gonna piss everywhere. -We're not leaving here without something. 76 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:48,285 Fine. 77 00:04:48,452 --> 00:04:50,496 We'll get that. 78 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,711 This baby is pushing on my bladder. 79 00:04:58,086 --> 00:04:59,463 Morning. 80 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:02,299 Ah, Jesus. Not again. 81 00:05:04,468 --> 00:05:07,346 -Knowing you were peeing made me horny. -You're a sex addict. 82 00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:11,767 Knowing I have a cold sore makes you horny. 83 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,772 I've been kissed by a rose 84 00:05:16,939 --> 00:05:19,358 Look at me. Look at me, I'm about to come. 85 00:05:19,525 --> 00:05:21,568 Look at me. Oh, baby. 86 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:24,363 Oh. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. 87 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:26,949 My power, my pleasure, my pain. 88 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:29,493 My power, my pleasure, my pain 89 00:05:31,119 --> 00:05:34,665 To me you're like a growing addiction That I can't deny 90 00:05:35,374 --> 00:05:39,127 Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? 91 00:05:39,294 --> 00:05:40,546 Oh. 92 00:05:40,921 --> 00:05:42,381 Why do you always do that? 93 00:05:42,548 --> 00:05:44,675 - What? - Cry. 94 00:05:45,551 --> 00:05:46,677 To release. 95 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:49,638 - It's weird. - I can't help it. 96 00:05:49,847 --> 00:05:51,347 I feel so close to you. 97 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:55,477 It's like I'm giving you all my hurt and joy to hold and protect. 98 00:05:56,937 --> 00:05:59,690 So gay. 99 00:05:59,898 --> 00:06:03,193 Be nice to have a little Jean Nate in the water. 100 00:06:03,359 --> 00:06:05,112 I'll get some tomorrow. 101 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,448 And stop breathing all over me. 102 00:06:12,077 --> 00:06:13,745 I wanna go to Indian bingo today. 103 00:06:13,912 --> 00:06:18,208 -I'm feeling lucky. -Can't. Got a big day planned. 104 00:06:18,374 --> 00:06:21,003 Where? At the Alibi? 105 00:06:21,211 --> 00:06:24,548 We can go after you take me to Indian bingo. 106 00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:28,886 I was thinking. We should look for a new place for you to live today. 107 00:06:29,094 --> 00:06:31,513 Why the hell would I wanna do that? 108 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,265 Be a lot more comfortable. 109 00:06:33,432 --> 00:06:35,017 Walk-in tub. 110 00:06:35,183 --> 00:06:37,019 One of those chair-stair things. 111 00:06:37,185 --> 00:06:39,021 Ramp on the front porch. 112 00:06:39,187 --> 00:06:40,981 You'd be a lot more independent. 113 00:06:41,148 --> 00:06:42,398 I don't need it. 114 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:44,568 -I have you. -Well... 115 00:06:44,735 --> 00:06:48,447 ...I can't always be here. Got a full-time job. Six kids to raise. 116 00:06:48,864 --> 00:06:52,117 Are we talking about the same person? 117 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:56,038 Scrub harder. You're scrubbing like a pussy. 118 00:06:58,457 --> 00:07:00,751 Oh. That's a disturbing image. 119 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:03,921 - Morning, Lip. - How's it going, Grams? 120 00:07:06,673 --> 00:07:10,344 -You fuck girls with that pecker? -As often as they let me. 121 00:07:10,552 --> 00:07:15,015 Hard to believe he got Karen pregnant with that thing. It's so small, isn't it? 122 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:21,438 Don't kiss up to me because you feel like a worthless piece of shit. 123 00:07:22,439 --> 00:07:24,024 Missed a spot, Frank. 124 00:07:25,484 --> 00:07:27,527 -Assfuck. -Jackoff. 125 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:49,299 -You guys still not talking? -Dude! 126 00:07:49,508 --> 00:07:50,801 -Carl! -What the fuck? 127 00:07:50,968 --> 00:07:52,678 Why have I never done that before? 128 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:56,390 You have too much time on your hands. Summer school next year. 129 00:07:56,556 --> 00:07:58,141 -How's your head? -Little dizzy. 130 00:07:58,308 --> 00:08:00,102 You're fine. Go have some breakfast. 131 00:08:00,268 --> 00:08:02,104 How much in the winter squirrel fund? 132 00:08:02,312 --> 00:08:03,355 Just over nine grand. 133 00:08:03,522 --> 00:08:07,401 -That's all to get us through winter? -Frank screwed us when he gave Liam away. 134 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:11,154 -There was the compressor for the fridge. -The stuff for Liam's infection. Mwah. 135 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:14,324 Everyone needs to get winter jobs. Debs, get down here. 136 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,910 - Breakfast. - I'll be right there. 137 00:08:20,122 --> 00:08:22,708 I'll use the downstairs toilet. 138 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,502 School supplies and clothing. Nothing else. 139 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:28,588 No candy, drugs, beer or concert tickets. I want receipts. 140 00:08:29,006 --> 00:08:30,882 What if the drugs are really good? 141 00:08:31,091 --> 00:08:33,510 -Still here? -I got caught up reading a magazine. 142 00:08:33,677 --> 00:08:35,053 Hey, that's mine. 143 00:08:35,262 --> 00:08:38,390 Debs, I need you to find the backpacks and any old school books. 144 00:08:38,598 --> 00:08:41,184 - Carl, put the supplies in the basement. - Okay. 145 00:08:41,393 --> 00:08:43,645 -Roger that. -Lip, you and Ian clean the pool. 146 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:45,647 There's a few surprises in there. 147 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:49,526 -Carl, tell Lip to do it himself. -Lip, Ian says you can do it yourself. 148 00:08:50,193 --> 00:08:52,821 Tell Ian he's being a douche bag for not talking to me. 149 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,531 - You're being a douche... - Okay. 150 00:08:54,740 --> 00:08:57,868 Whatever you guys are doing, I want it over before school starts. 151 00:08:58,035 --> 00:09:00,412 -So figure it out. -Mommy, what's my assignment? 152 00:09:00,579 --> 00:09:03,081 -Ah, go home to your family? -Actually... 153 00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:05,959 ...I need to go get the boat ready. Belmont Harbor. 154 00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:08,253 Slip 22. Two o'clock. 155 00:09:08,462 --> 00:09:10,589 -I said I'll think about it. -Uh-huh. 156 00:09:11,465 --> 00:09:14,885 I wanna see what Fiona's cooking for breakfast. 157 00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:18,221 It's a rooster in the henhouse. Hide the money. 158 00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:21,600 - Morning, Grammy. - Morning, Grammy. 159 00:09:28,815 --> 00:09:31,777 Your grandmother thinks you're being selfish by not spending time with her. 160 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:33,195 Why don't you hang out? 161 00:09:33,361 --> 00:09:34,780 Have girl time. I'm gonna eat. 162 00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:36,573 - Frank. - Aargh! 163 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:41,036 Give me two three-minute eggs, dry toast, and a cup of Maxwell House... 164 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,788 ...before we go to Indian bingo. 165 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:45,373 Have fun, you guys. 166 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:50,212 -Only one cup. -Mm? 167 00:09:50,378 --> 00:09:52,756 -That's your second cup. -So? 168 00:09:53,423 --> 00:09:56,426 So baby book says caffeine's not good for the fetus. 169 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:58,595 -Well, it's good for me. -Hey. 170 00:09:58,762 --> 00:10:01,139 You want our baby to come out healthy? 171 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:03,058 You okay? 172 00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:04,810 -Yeah. -Sure? 173 00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:08,271 Yes, stop asking me. I'm fine. 174 00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:12,025 -Door is open. -Who's here? 175 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:14,236 My friends from tattoo school. I told you. 176 00:10:14,402 --> 00:10:16,113 Come in, come in. 177 00:10:17,614 --> 00:10:20,075 They're gonna give us some info about natural childbirth. 178 00:10:20,242 --> 00:10:23,912 - Hey, you guys! - Look at this man. 179 00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:25,455 Hey, motherfucker. 180 00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:27,165 Yeah. Looking good. 181 00:10:27,374 --> 00:10:28,416 Jody! 182 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,336 Just fucking sits there. 183 00:10:31,503 --> 00:10:34,673 -Should we take her out of the cage? -Probably needs to acclimate. 184 00:10:34,881 --> 00:10:38,301 Let's call her Ethel Number Two. 185 00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:43,682 -What did we do wrong, V? -We didn't do anything wrong. 186 00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:45,976 I feel like we should be looking for her. 187 00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:49,354 -Social Services says they're on it. -Please. Social Services. 188 00:10:49,521 --> 00:10:52,524 You think they have time to look for her? You heard that woman. 189 00:10:52,691 --> 00:10:56,319 -Eighty-five percent of foster kids run away. -There's nothing we can do. 190 00:10:56,486 --> 00:11:00,448 -Maybe she didn't like living here. -You said 85 percent of foster kids run away. 191 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:03,410 What makes you think we're in the top 15 percent? 192 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,788 How can you be so cold about this? 193 00:11:06,955 --> 00:11:08,790 Because she hurt my Kev. 194 00:11:08,957 --> 00:11:12,085 And no one hurts my Kev. 195 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:14,296 Come here. 196 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:22,262 -Mm, my baby's getting his mojo back. -It was never gone, just on hold. 197 00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:31,479 Oh, shit. 198 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:32,898 What? 199 00:11:33,315 --> 00:11:35,775 One of her weird underwear things. So what? 200 00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,485 I'm not in the mood anymore. 201 00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:40,280 -What...? Well, where are you going? -The Alibi Room. 202 00:11:40,447 --> 00:11:42,032 We can do Lady and the Tramp. 203 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,203 I'm sorry if it's gonna take me longer to get over losing our child than you, V. 204 00:11:48,288 --> 00:11:51,875 Please don't go out in public with that shirt. 205 00:12:01,593 --> 00:12:03,970 -Hey. -I didn't text you back for a reason. 206 00:12:04,179 --> 00:12:08,058 -I wanna explain. -Don't. I got everything I need, Jimmy. 207 00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,018 -I'm still Fiona, by the way. -Fiona. 208 00:12:10,185 --> 00:12:12,312 When I found out you were married, I was hurt. 209 00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:15,690 But when you had a whole other life, I realized I dodged a bullet. 210 00:12:15,857 --> 00:12:19,778 -I was trying to explain at the restaurant. -Not necessary. We're totally cool. 211 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,781 Everything's great, Jimmy-Steve. 212 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,411 I'll be seeing you around. 213 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,966 These powdered doughnuts are fantastic. 214 00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:45,553 - I got them at Costco. Case was only $5. - We were there to get a Vizio flat screen. 215 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,889 Two hundred bucks later, no Vizio. 216 00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:51,476 -Just a cart full of groceries. -Which we needed more than a TV. 217 00:12:51,685 --> 00:12:53,853 - It's hard to watch the game on a baked ham. - Heh. 218 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,648 You guys can use our membership card any time you want. 219 00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:59,109 Great. Lots of stuff we need around the house. 220 00:12:59,276 --> 00:13:02,112 -I guess. -You know what you and I should do? 221 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,364 Can you pass the Pop-Tarts, honey? 222 00:13:04,572 --> 00:13:06,950 We should go in on a couple of cases of diapers. 223 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,159 Mm? 224 00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:11,121 Since our babies will probably be born around the same time. 225 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,207 -You're pregnant? -Why do you think I'm eating so much? 226 00:13:14,874 --> 00:13:19,087 You could save a bundle on your hospital bills if you just have the baby at home. 227 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,047 -You have a tub? -Yeah, upstairs. 228 00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:25,135 Besides, if you deliver at the hospital, you risk them slicing you like a turkey. 229 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,262 - What? - Yeah, it's true. 230 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,180 Victor here...? Come here, baby. 231 00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:35,854 He was 9 pounds. His little elbow was stuck behind my pelvis. 232 00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:38,732 -Doctors had to give me an episiotomy. -What's that? 233 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:42,277 It's where they cut you open from vagina to anus. 234 00:13:42,485 --> 00:13:44,654 You don't feel a thing. There's good drugs. 235 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,198 - I got the video. - She doesn't wanna see that. 236 00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:48,575 Nobody wants to see it. 237 00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:51,953 I'm telling you, have the baby in the tub. It'll squirt right out. 238 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,123 My lady business hasn't been the same since the episiotomy. 239 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:58,752 -I swear I could fit a walrus up there. -It's not that bad. 240 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,547 Why did you wrap your penis in toilet paper before putting the condom on? 241 00:14:02,756 --> 00:14:06,760 - You saw that? - I've been pulling tissue out of me all week. 242 00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:09,429 Hey, Karen, you okay? 243 00:14:10,013 --> 00:14:13,475 Guess who the big winner was at Indian bingo. 244 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,852 Attagirl, Peggy. Did you cheat? 245 00:14:17,062 --> 00:14:18,521 - Well, of course. - Ha-ha-ha. 246 00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,316 How about you, Frank? You win anything? 247 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:25,195 -Come on, Mom, let me play. -Did you bring any cash? 248 00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:28,490 - No. - Then no bingo for you. 249 00:14:28,865 --> 00:14:29,908 Fuck you, Tommy. 250 00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:35,622 -Hey, Kev. -Hey, guys. What can I get you? 251 00:14:35,789 --> 00:14:37,916 A couple Old Styles with whiskey backs... 252 00:14:38,124 --> 00:14:39,876 ...and a round for everyone on me. 253 00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:42,712 Yeah! 254 00:14:42,921 --> 00:14:44,881 Except for Jinny. I haven't forgotten... 255 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:49,135 ...you fucked my husband, you miserable excuse for a vagina. 256 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:54,015 -Hey, Kermit. -Frank. 257 00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:57,143 I was wondering, your sister still has MS, right? 258 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,937 Yeah, it kind of doesn't go away. 259 00:14:59,145 --> 00:15:02,649 So your house is tricked out with all that handicap crap, then. 260 00:15:02,816 --> 00:15:05,318 Hand rails, shower bench, Rascal Scooter. 261 00:15:05,527 --> 00:15:08,196 How would you feel about taking in my mother? 262 00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:10,073 -No. -It's just that I'm getting busy... 263 00:15:10,281 --> 00:15:15,954 -I'm not taking care of your mother, Frank. -When he was 10, our family cat was in heat. 264 00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,581 He thought that meant we should open the windows. 265 00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:31,010 -Fire in the hole. -Jasmine invited me out to David's boat. 266 00:15:31,177 --> 00:15:35,098 I never been on a boat. Said it has gold-plated bathroom fixtures. You going? 267 00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:38,226 - I don't know if I have time. - It's the end of summer. 268 00:15:38,393 --> 00:15:41,855 Before you know it, you'll be back to mittens and multiplication tables. 269 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:44,441 Maybe. I'm coming down. 270 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,235 It'll be a nice distraction for Kev. 271 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:49,696 -He's driving me crazy. -He's still upset? 272 00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:52,449 It's not like Ethel was our real kid. She was our job. 273 00:15:52,615 --> 00:15:55,827 - I'm getting them now. - Bring down the Jergens. 274 00:15:56,035 --> 00:15:58,246 Need you to massage my feet. 275 00:15:58,413 --> 00:15:59,914 - Fiona. - Mm? 276 00:16:00,123 --> 00:16:02,375 - We have to get rid of your grandmother. - What? 277 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,294 Where are the toenail clippers? 278 00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:06,880 I didn't want to say this... 279 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:10,383 -...but she's not happy here. -Put them back when you're done. 280 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:14,929 These are never gonna cut through her crusty talons. 281 00:16:15,138 --> 00:16:17,348 How could she not be happy? She just moved in. 282 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:20,435 -Ah, he just doesn't wanna deal with her. -That's not true. 283 00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:24,814 I love having her here. I wish I could spend all my waking hours with her. 284 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:27,567 -Do we have any bolt cutters? -Good. She's staying. 285 00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:31,529 -The kids like having her around. -It's not their house. Do they pay rent? 286 00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,200 She buys them things. 287 00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:38,369 And she likes good food. That she pays for. 288 00:16:38,536 --> 00:16:41,164 Should've been here two nights ago. We had porterhouse. 289 00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:43,208 You're invited and I'm not? 290 00:16:43,374 --> 00:16:45,793 And I need some more chocolate Ensure. 291 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,048 Fiona, she's gone. With or without your help. 292 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:56,971 What do you make of these? 293 00:16:57,138 --> 00:16:59,724 Three of the most boring states of our country. 294 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:01,851 My foster daughter's been sending these. 295 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:05,021 I'm trying to figure out where she's going or why she left. 296 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,482 "Having a nice time in Kansas. Ethel." 297 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:10,693 -What does it mean? -If I had to guess... 298 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:14,656 -...she's having a nice time in Kansas. -Or she's being held at gunpoint... 299 00:17:14,822 --> 00:17:17,450 -...forced to write that. -Like I'm not worried enough. 300 00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:20,245 Just saying, you should get these postcards DNA tested. 301 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:23,581 -See if there's other fingerprints. -That's not gonna prove anything. 302 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,501 You know how many people have touched this postcard? 303 00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:29,921 Then throw a blue light on it. Check if there's any blood or sweat. 304 00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:32,340 - Or semen. That'll tell a lot. - Could be right. 305 00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,259 Many foster kids become prostitutes. 306 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,927 Jesus. Give me those. 307 00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:38,888 There's no semen on them and my kid's not a prostitute. 308 00:17:39,097 --> 00:17:40,348 Social Services is on it. 309 00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:43,893 Like they're on my sister's welfare checks that keep getting stolen? 310 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,980 I gotta go to my game. I'll see you guys later, okay? 311 00:17:49,232 --> 00:17:52,360 - Stan, what the fuck are you doing? - Holy shit. 312 00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:54,195 Look at the hog on Stan. 313 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,072 Baseball game, what do you think? 314 00:17:56,281 --> 00:17:59,325 -I've heard rumors about that thing. -Go to your apartment. 315 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,244 Get your hands off me, knucklehead. 316 00:18:01,452 --> 00:18:02,912 You're gonna make me late. 317 00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:06,416 -You don't have a baseball game. -Yes, I do. It's at Archer Field. 318 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,544 -I saw it today on my calendar. -Your calendar from 1984? 319 00:18:09,711 --> 00:18:11,337 Come on, let's go upstairs. 320 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:12,880 Who's gonna play first base? 321 00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:16,009 You know, I just got a call. They canceled the game. 322 00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:19,762 Oh, jeez. And I had a lot of money on it too. Damn it. 323 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:22,473 Damn it. 324 00:18:22,682 --> 00:18:25,476 Come on, Kevin. It's time to call Stan's daughter. 325 00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:28,354 -Put him in a home. -Shut up. Stan's not going anywhere. 326 00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:29,981 And Ethel is not a prostitute. 327 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:34,527 Surprised you called. 328 00:18:35,236 --> 00:18:37,488 I need you to do something for me. 329 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,157 What? 330 00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,951 -Get rid of Jody. -Kill him? 331 00:18:42,118 --> 00:18:45,913 No, just make him go away. Everything he does is bugging me. 332 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,373 Get a divorce. 333 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:51,711 I can't. He'll take half of the money from my dad's life insurance. 334 00:18:52,211 --> 00:18:53,546 You didn't get that yet? 335 00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:55,840 No, they said another couple months. 336 00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:58,092 -The police are still investigating. -Yeah? 337 00:18:58,259 --> 00:19:01,721 But when I do finally get it though, I'm gonna open a tanning salon. 338 00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:03,473 Or buy a convertible. 339 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:05,767 Or get a boob job. 340 00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:09,020 Should have done a prenup. 341 00:19:09,312 --> 00:19:11,606 Well, it's not too late. 342 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:14,984 Aren't you supposed to get that before you get married? 343 00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:17,445 Yeah, if you wanna do things the traditional way. 344 00:19:17,612 --> 00:19:19,781 Look, we can print one up online. 345 00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:23,826 I know a guy. He's a notary. He'll predate it for a couple hundred bucks. 346 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:25,578 Really? 347 00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:28,998 -All you gotta do is get Jody to sign it. -Heh, that'll be easy. 348 00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:32,919 -He's an idiot. -Oh, well. You said it, not me. 349 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:36,547 ...the detectives working with him... 350 00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:39,509 ...decided the time had come to pick up the murderer... 351 00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:41,427 You're in my way. 352 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,012 What's wrong with the TV? 353 00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:45,640 Nothing. This show's in black and white. 354 00:19:46,099 --> 00:19:48,101 You're still in my way. 355 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,477 Looks old. 356 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:50,728 So do I. 357 00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:52,855 - Now move. - Here, Carl. 358 00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:57,151 I found these old readers you can use. 359 00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:04,534 Little old for third grade, aren't you? 360 00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,286 It's my second time. 361 00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:10,039 Not too smart, huh? 362 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,834 Anything you're good at? 363 00:20:14,419 --> 00:20:16,587 How about let's teach you a skill? 364 00:20:25,471 --> 00:20:27,640 I'm not promising I'm having any fun today, ladies. 365 00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:29,892 -Here it is. -Wow. 366 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:31,853 Thought she was only having a few people over. 367 00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:34,689 Dancing in the dark 368 00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:37,775 Ooh, la, la Ooh, la, la 369 00:20:37,984 --> 00:20:39,402 Why don't we party like this? 370 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,904 -You keep forgetting to buy a boat. -Oh, right. 371 00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:46,534 Open my body up and do some surgery 372 00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:47,910 - Fiona. - Hey. 373 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,331 Hey! Come onboard. Grab some champagne. There's sushi. 374 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,791 Guess who's here? 375 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,376 Right there. 376 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:59,005 -With his W-I-F-E. -Oh, shit. 377 00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:02,133 -Are we doing this? -I wanna see the Jacuzzi. 378 00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:04,510 Push, push, push, push the start 379 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:06,679 Push, push, push, push the start 380 00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:11,934 Excuse me. My grandmother's having an allergy attack. 381 00:21:12,143 --> 00:21:16,439 I need to buy her Sudafed, but I'm under 18 and her driver's license was revoked. 382 00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:17,857 Can you buy it for her? 383 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,694 -You making meth? -Free rock when we're up and running. 384 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:27,658 All right. 385 00:21:37,668 --> 00:21:40,963 -You wanted to speak with me? -Yes, Officer Rodriguez... 386 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,883 -...I think we may have a problem. -What kind of problem? 387 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,843 Well, uh, I'm not one to be a rat... 388 00:21:46,052 --> 00:21:48,513 ...but you might have released an inmate in error. 389 00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:50,723 -And who might that be? -Peggy Gallagher. 390 00:21:50,932 --> 00:21:52,016 You mean Body Bag? 391 00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:55,311 That's her prison nickname. She was released on medical furlough. 392 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,605 That's just the thing. She's not sick. 393 00:21:57,772 --> 00:21:59,732 -She's faking it. -Are you her doctor? 394 00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:02,527 No, but I saw her in a kickboxing class today. 395 00:22:02,693 --> 00:22:04,403 A 78-year-old woman? 396 00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:09,408 I'm trying to do my part to preserve the integrity of our penal system. 397 00:22:09,617 --> 00:22:11,244 She's old. She can barely walk. 398 00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:14,455 What threat could she possibly be to society? 399 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,775 Whoo! 400 00:22:43,358 --> 00:22:44,735 Whoo, that shit is awesome. 401 00:22:44,902 --> 00:22:49,156 Should have been hanging with me sooner. It was snowing all summer in Chicago. 402 00:22:49,323 --> 00:22:51,242 -Ha-ha-ha! -So this is where the party's at. 403 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,911 What's up, you dirty fucker? How's it hanging? 404 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,789 - Long and hairy, hard to carry. - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 405 00:22:56,998 --> 00:22:58,124 I miss you, man. 406 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,042 Sure that's not the drugs talking? 407 00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:02,879 -It might be. Heh-heh-heh. -You remember Kev and the gang, right? 408 00:23:04,463 --> 00:23:05,548 Hola. 409 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,091 Ooh, I love this song. 410 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,720 Estefania, let's go dance. Have you ever heard of Jell-O shots? 411 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,431 Ooh, you are so sexy. Come here. 412 00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:15,808 What are you waiting for? Drop trou. Jump in. 413 00:23:16,434 --> 00:23:17,602 - All right. - What? 414 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:20,897 Oh... 415 00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:25,943 -Ha-ha! -Ooh! 416 00:23:26,944 --> 00:23:29,322 What'd you expect? I've been in Brazil for months. 417 00:23:30,573 --> 00:23:32,033 Ah... 418 00:23:32,575 --> 00:23:34,035 Hey. 419 00:23:34,452 --> 00:23:36,245 All right. 420 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,169 Where are you going? I thought you said we were totally cool. 421 00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:48,466 I like your bathing suit. 422 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:50,176 Thank you. 423 00:23:50,384 --> 00:23:53,596 For the first day of school, what if I wear this red top... 424 00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:56,223 ...with these blue shorts? 425 00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:59,060 Must be nice to not get hand-me-downs. 426 00:23:59,226 --> 00:24:00,686 Or is the pink top better? 427 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,272 Not stuck with Lip's old crap. 428 00:24:03,438 --> 00:24:05,399 It has flowers on it. 429 00:24:05,566 --> 00:24:07,401 Flowers are for babies, aren't they? 430 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:10,445 You're lucky Fiona's clothes don't fit you yet. 431 00:24:10,613 --> 00:24:12,447 Get to have all new stuff. 432 00:24:12,615 --> 00:24:15,450 Ian, I'm gonna need a little more help than this. 433 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:17,328 Good, you're here. 434 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:21,123 I'm trying to make a good impression for my last year of elementary. 435 00:24:21,332 --> 00:24:24,710 -Red top, blue shorts. -That's what I thought. Thanks. 436 00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:33,052 Karen and I are getting back together. She ditched Jody. Now I can step up. 437 00:24:33,219 --> 00:24:34,469 Be a father to our kid. 438 00:24:34,679 --> 00:24:37,682 -Why, what's wrong with Jody? -He's a tool. 439 00:24:37,848 --> 00:24:38,891 - He is? - Mm-hm. 440 00:24:39,058 --> 00:24:40,851 How will I know if I'm dating a tool? 441 00:24:41,018 --> 00:24:44,438 You'll figure it out. Or we'll beat the shit out of him for you. 442 00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:46,732 Okay. Cool. 443 00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:55,616 Pathetic. 444 00:24:56,534 --> 00:24:58,744 Ladies and gentlemen, he speaks. 445 00:24:59,662 --> 00:25:01,706 You could have anything you want. 446 00:25:02,623 --> 00:25:03,958 This is the life you choose? 447 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,460 I'm not gonna split on my kid like Frank. 448 00:25:06,627 --> 00:25:08,462 - Fucking waste. - You know what? 449 00:25:08,671 --> 00:25:12,008 You're the one pretending to date Mandy so you can fuck her brother. 450 00:25:12,174 --> 00:25:14,802 Even the Pentagon says it's okay to be gay... 451 00:25:14,969 --> 00:25:16,721 ...but you're too chickenshit. 452 00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:19,056 Least I'm not getting trapped by some skank. 453 00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:21,767 -Fuck you. -You'll probably quit school. 454 00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:24,228 -Start working at Best Buy. -Watch your mouth! 455 00:25:24,437 --> 00:25:26,521 I wonder how long before you start huffing glue. 456 00:25:26,731 --> 00:25:28,941 Hey! Hey! 457 00:25:32,153 --> 00:25:35,530 Put all that Sudafed down in the basement, Carl. 458 00:25:39,035 --> 00:25:43,664 I know what's going on here. Saw it with my own boys. 459 00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:47,793 One of the lions has to leave the den. 460 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,756 Strongest one's gotta push the other one out or eat him. 461 00:25:51,922 --> 00:25:54,967 Only one way to resolve this. Somebody's gotta bleed. 462 00:25:55,134 --> 00:25:58,137 Fight it out. See who's alpha wolf. 463 00:25:58,345 --> 00:26:00,264 -I'll kick your ass. -Won't last two minutes. 464 00:26:00,431 --> 00:26:03,517 No knives, no guns, no bricks. 465 00:26:03,684 --> 00:26:05,644 -Just fists. -Tomorrow? 466 00:26:05,853 --> 00:26:09,440 -Labor Day. I work till five. -Six, then. Under the 'L'. 467 00:26:11,317 --> 00:26:13,652 - Okay. - Chocolate Ensure. 468 00:26:13,861 --> 00:26:16,781 -Just like you wanted. -Too late. 469 00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:20,701 Gotta go to bed. Take me upstairs. 470 00:26:20,868 --> 00:26:26,332 I need you to powder under my tits, I'm chaffing like a son of a bitch. 471 00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:29,418 Honey, I'm so sorry. 472 00:26:29,627 --> 00:26:32,713 We should get on Take the Money and Run after you have the baby. 473 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,759 -We could totally win. -Oh. Shoot. Gosh, I forgot. 474 00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:39,011 I need you to sign a few things. 475 00:26:39,678 --> 00:26:42,597 -Can it wait till after the show? -It'll just take a second. 476 00:26:44,809 --> 00:26:47,561 -What are they? -Joint credit card application. 477 00:26:47,728 --> 00:26:51,107 Checking accounts. Safety deposit box. Some boring bank stuff. 478 00:26:51,273 --> 00:26:55,194 Heh-heh-heh. Oh, man, poor guy's crying like a baby. 479 00:26:55,945 --> 00:26:58,155 Just sign here. 480 00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:03,577 Mm-hm. 481 00:27:05,037 --> 00:27:07,706 Cliché saying, you know, whatever doesn't kill you... 482 00:27:07,873 --> 00:27:09,667 ...makes you stronger. I am strong. 483 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,505 In these trying economic times... 484 00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:19,260 Prenuptial agreement? We're already married. 485 00:27:19,468 --> 00:27:21,846 You can do it afterwards in some states. 486 00:27:24,598 --> 00:27:26,392 Okay. 487 00:27:29,562 --> 00:27:31,438 I love you no matter what. 488 00:27:37,652 --> 00:27:39,196 I love it, love it, love it 489 00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:42,825 -Ow! What the fuck! -Quit trying to rape my friends, Scotty. 490 00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:47,580 -How you feeling? -Oh, my God, great party, Jazzy. 491 00:27:47,746 --> 00:27:49,081 I'm glad you're having fun. 492 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:52,084 Did V tell you we're gonna hit the highway, find Ethel? 493 00:27:52,251 --> 00:27:55,588 -We're what? -Did I not say that out loud to you yet? 494 00:27:55,796 --> 00:27:57,047 No. 495 00:27:57,214 --> 00:28:00,301 The idea came to me when I did my third line of coke. 496 00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:03,846 We are not riding down Route 66 looking for Ethel. 497 00:28:04,054 --> 00:28:06,849 -Why are you so heartless? -We're supposed to be having fun. 498 00:28:07,016 --> 00:28:09,435 Tell him to stop calling his wife heartless. 499 00:28:09,643 --> 00:28:11,770 - My fake wife. - Guys, guys. Come on. 500 00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:15,065 -Relax, it's just the drugs talking. -This is the drugs leaving. 501 00:28:15,232 --> 00:28:18,068 - You're not leaving. I'm leaving. - I said it first. 502 00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:20,404 - Yeah, well, I said it last. - I'm gonna throw your ass... 503 00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:22,531 ...over the boat! 504 00:28:22,948 --> 00:28:26,368 I'm gonna check on Estefania. Make sure she's still breathing. 505 00:28:29,622 --> 00:28:32,791 I can, uh, give you a ride home if you want. 506 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,920 I'm all set. I took Kev's keys a couple of hours ago. 507 00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:43,510 -I'm gonna get some more champagne. -Yeah. 508 00:28:43,677 --> 00:28:45,471 Dangerous is the way it moves 509 00:28:45,638 --> 00:28:47,431 Got me floatin' Got me gone 510 00:28:47,598 --> 00:28:49,266 Hypnotize when I'm on the floor 511 00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:53,646 Even though we know It's forever changing 512 00:28:53,812 --> 00:28:56,815 Even though we know We lie and wait 513 00:28:56,982 --> 00:28:59,360 How many of these people do you think Jasmine actually knows? 514 00:28:59,526 --> 00:29:03,280 Even though we know The hidden danger 515 00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:06,116 -Were you ever gonna tell me? -Yes. Many times. 516 00:29:06,325 --> 00:29:08,702 When? On the flight to Miami? 517 00:29:08,869 --> 00:29:11,455 Or is telling your girlfriend about your other life... 518 00:29:11,622 --> 00:29:13,958 ...more of an international waters conversation? 519 00:29:14,124 --> 00:29:17,044 Why does my name have to make a difference? 520 00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:22,633 -You're also married. -Say the word, and I'll leave her. 521 00:29:24,802 --> 00:29:28,264 The fact that you would do that means that I could never be with you. 522 00:29:37,064 --> 00:29:40,609 -She doesn't hold her liquor very well. -Ah, you should take her home. 523 00:29:45,572 --> 00:29:47,032 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 524 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:52,162 - Uh, we'll finish this later. - Hm. 525 00:29:52,329 --> 00:29:53,831 Good night, Jimmy. 526 00:30:01,672 --> 00:30:02,965 Fuck. 527 00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:04,591 Fuck. 528 00:30:06,677 --> 00:30:08,304 Fuck. 529 00:30:08,929 --> 00:30:11,598 Thought she was out for good. 530 00:30:11,765 --> 00:30:13,100 You have a chance to talk? 531 00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:17,938 I don't know what I'm doing. 532 00:30:18,981 --> 00:30:21,692 Honey, I'm sorry. 533 00:30:22,609 --> 00:30:27,197 Why couldn't he just stay in Costa Rica or Brazil or wherever the hell he was? 534 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,950 Hey, look at me. 535 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,955 Men are assholes. 536 00:30:35,873 --> 00:30:39,418 And you deserve to have someone treat you like a queen. 537 00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:48,761 Mm. 538 00:30:52,848 --> 00:30:55,559 I misread that, didn't I? I'm sorry. 539 00:30:56,977 --> 00:31:00,481 It's late. I should get going. 540 00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:04,568 It's just that I love you, Fiona. And I... Forget it. 541 00:31:04,777 --> 00:31:08,906 Forget just everything I said. I'm really drunk and high. 542 00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:11,283 I'm gonna go. 543 00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:14,912 That's a good idea. I'm an idiot. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 544 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,623 -Thanks for the party. -Yeah. 545 00:31:19,792 --> 00:31:21,418 Okay. 546 00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:27,674 Fuck. 547 00:31:55,869 --> 00:31:58,580 I've been kissed by a rose 548 00:31:58,747 --> 00:32:00,999 Oh. Oh, yeah. 549 00:32:01,583 --> 00:32:06,463 There is so much a man can tell you So much he can say 550 00:32:08,048 --> 00:32:11,468 My power, my pleasure, my pain 551 00:32:14,304 --> 00:32:17,141 What's wrong? What's wrong? Is everything all right? 552 00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:19,184 -I can't breathe! -Is it the baby? 553 00:32:19,393 --> 00:32:22,479 No. It's you. Get out. 554 00:32:22,688 --> 00:32:24,231 -What? -Get out! 555 00:32:24,398 --> 00:32:27,234 Shit! Out where? Did I do something to upset you? 556 00:32:27,443 --> 00:32:29,570 Yes! Everything! 557 00:32:29,778 --> 00:32:32,698 -Get out! -Baby, are you sure? I love you... 558 00:32:33,323 --> 00:32:34,741 Aah! 559 00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:45,127 Karen? When do you want me to come back in? 560 00:32:45,335 --> 00:32:48,046 -Never! -Shouldn't we talk about this? 561 00:32:49,298 --> 00:32:50,382 Karen? 562 00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:05,105 -What was that? -No idea. I'll investigate. 563 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:08,317 -What was it? -Nothing out there. 564 00:33:08,484 --> 00:33:10,277 Fiona! Fiona! 565 00:33:11,945 --> 00:33:14,364 -Where's your grandmother? -Buying more supplies. 566 00:33:14,573 --> 00:33:16,158 I'm gonna kill her. 567 00:33:20,787 --> 00:33:23,999 She could live upstairs with Stan. Look after each other. 568 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:26,043 They've always had a thing. 569 00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:29,713 -I wouldn't charge you that much. -For what? 570 00:33:29,922 --> 00:33:33,258 My matchmaking services. It's a win-win for everyone. 571 00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:36,720 Frank, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about... 572 00:33:36,929 --> 00:33:41,183 ...but if you don't shut up, I'm gonna stab you with this ice scooper. 573 00:33:44,394 --> 00:33:46,980 -What did I do this time? -Where's your mother? 574 00:33:47,189 --> 00:33:50,734 She didn't need me this morning, had some personal business to do. 575 00:33:50,901 --> 00:33:53,570 I change her diaper, what's more personal than that? 576 00:33:53,737 --> 00:33:56,949 -Shot of Jäger, Kev. -Uh, don't hit the bar, Fi. 577 00:33:57,533 --> 00:33:59,785 If you're buying, make it two. 578 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:04,331 I never thought I'd say this, but you were right. 579 00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:09,211 We have to get rid of her. 580 00:34:11,505 --> 00:34:12,923 Hey, Lip. 581 00:34:15,175 --> 00:34:16,593 Jody? 582 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,595 How's it going, man? 583 00:34:18,762 --> 00:34:22,140 What, uh...? What are you doing? 584 00:34:23,809 --> 00:34:25,811 Karen kicked me out. 585 00:34:25,978 --> 00:34:29,856 -So you're, uh, sleeping under the 'L'? -Talked to my friend Lisa. 586 00:34:30,023 --> 00:34:34,236 She said this is what happens to women when they're pregnant. It's hormones. 587 00:34:34,653 --> 00:34:36,321 You sure about that? 588 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:38,949 Soon as Karen's hormones calm down, I'll be back. 589 00:34:39,157 --> 00:34:42,119 No, you won't, weirdo! 590 00:34:46,498 --> 00:34:48,000 I'll see you. 591 00:35:05,309 --> 00:35:08,020 -We could put a hit out on her. -She's your mother. 592 00:35:08,186 --> 00:35:11,231 Like you haven't thought about doing that to me before. 593 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,610 Can't we call the police? The FBI? Tell them about the meth lab. 594 00:35:15,027 --> 00:35:17,654 -They'd haul us away. -Not me, I had nothing to do with it. 595 00:35:17,821 --> 00:35:19,823 Happened in our house. You're an accomplice. 596 00:35:19,990 --> 00:35:23,118 - And there are minors involved. - Something's leaking. Come on. 597 00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:26,663 Ah, shit, not again. What the fuck? 598 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,708 Fucking Stan. 599 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:32,711 What if she happens to commit a crime away from the house? 600 00:35:33,128 --> 00:35:35,380 You mean like we set her up? 601 00:35:35,589 --> 00:35:38,759 I don't know. I hadn't fleshed it out. I guess that's what I mean. 602 00:35:38,925 --> 00:35:41,553 Finally thinking like a Gallagher. 603 00:35:41,762 --> 00:35:43,639 She's putting our lives in danger. 604 00:35:45,307 --> 00:35:49,811 We could have the cops pick her up, tell them it's a Chapter 405. 605 00:35:50,145 --> 00:35:52,356 -A mental disorder? -They'd take her away. 606 00:35:52,522 --> 00:35:54,858 Involuntary psychiatric hold. 607 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,278 -Just like that? -No questions asked. 608 00:36:02,532 --> 00:36:04,993 -That'll work. -That'll work. 609 00:36:06,536 --> 00:36:09,373 Stan, you leave the tub running again? 610 00:36:10,457 --> 00:36:12,250 Goddamn it. 611 00:36:12,417 --> 00:36:15,879 Aah! Fuck! Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock! 612 00:36:16,046 --> 00:36:17,631 Goddamn it. 613 00:36:22,177 --> 00:36:23,261 Stan. 614 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:31,728 No, no. No, no, no. Stan. Stan. 615 00:36:31,895 --> 00:36:33,313 -Aah! -Aah! 616 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,148 -What are you doing? -Jesus Christ! 617 00:36:35,357 --> 00:36:38,026 You stupid old shit! You scared the hell out of me. 618 00:36:38,193 --> 00:36:39,695 -What? -I thought you were dead. 619 00:36:39,861 --> 00:36:41,863 No, no, I'm just taking a bath. 620 00:36:42,072 --> 00:36:43,615 Why was it overflowing? 621 00:36:43,824 --> 00:36:46,868 Well, the water got cold, so I was adding some hot water. 622 00:36:47,077 --> 00:36:50,080 -I guess I fell asleep. -Stan, you can't keep doing that... 623 00:36:50,288 --> 00:36:53,542 -...or you won't be able to live on your own. -Please, I'm fine. 624 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:55,669 Yeah? You left the stove on too. 625 00:36:55,836 --> 00:36:58,088 Yeah, I know that. I did it on purpose. 626 00:36:58,255 --> 00:36:59,673 Now get the hell out of here. 627 00:36:59,881 --> 00:37:01,758 -Get out. -You're lucky I don't drown you. 628 00:37:01,925 --> 00:37:05,053 Ah, get out. Ee... 629 00:37:05,262 --> 00:37:08,473 Okay, so we'll clean up the meth lab, air the place out, then call. 630 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,145 They'll bring her to a geriatric psych ward, hold her 72 hours, do an evaluation... 631 00:37:13,311 --> 00:37:15,313 -What if they find her normal? -Get the fu... 632 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,523 Okay, you're right. 633 00:37:16,732 --> 00:37:20,360 When she doesn't pass, they'll hold her another 14 days, then test her again. 634 00:37:20,902 --> 00:37:22,487 Why didn't we think of this sooner? 635 00:37:22,654 --> 00:37:25,490 I warned you about this yesterday. But do you listen to me? 636 00:37:25,657 --> 00:37:27,701 No, you don't. 637 00:37:28,243 --> 00:37:29,828 -Shit. Carl. -We could've avoided every... 638 00:37:31,663 --> 00:37:36,084 -What's going on? What happened? -I'm fine. Don't listen to them. 639 00:37:36,251 --> 00:37:40,005 -You the guardians of Margaret Gallagher? -She is. 640 00:37:40,172 --> 00:37:41,548 She's my grandmother. 641 00:37:41,715 --> 00:37:44,092 -What happened? -Your grandmother blacked out. 642 00:37:44,259 --> 00:37:47,721 She was at an Ace Hardware, fell, was taken to the emergency room. 643 00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:50,682 -What was it? -ER doc says cancer. 644 00:37:50,849 --> 00:37:53,560 Stage IV, pancreatic. Doesn't have long to live. 645 00:37:53,727 --> 00:37:55,520 - Thank you, Lord. - Grammy. 646 00:37:56,021 --> 00:38:00,150 Hey, it smells in here. You blow up our lab? 647 00:38:00,358 --> 00:38:02,444 - A little bit. - Oh, come here. 648 00:38:02,652 --> 00:38:04,821 We'll get it right next time. 649 00:38:05,405 --> 00:38:07,073 She's gotta be in a lot of pain. 650 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,825 Shouldn't be leaving the house. 651 00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:11,787 These morons don't know what they're talking about. 652 00:38:11,953 --> 00:38:15,665 Sign this form, please. If she were my grandmother, I'd call hospice. 653 00:38:15,874 --> 00:38:19,085 They can manage her pain. Make her more comfortable. 654 00:38:22,798 --> 00:38:25,133 Hey, knucklehead, set up the card table. 655 00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:28,136 I wanna teach Carl a little five-card stud. 656 00:38:37,062 --> 00:38:39,105 I'm all out of love 657 00:38:39,272 --> 00:38:41,525 I'm so lost without you 658 00:38:41,691 --> 00:38:43,401 I know you were right 659 00:38:43,568 --> 00:38:45,570 Believing for so long 660 00:38:45,737 --> 00:38:47,906 I'm all out of love 661 00:38:48,073 --> 00:38:49,241 What am I without you? 662 00:38:49,407 --> 00:38:51,409 Shit, I can still see him. 663 00:38:52,202 --> 00:38:55,997 To say that I was so wrong 664 00:38:56,206 --> 00:38:58,124 Shut the fuck up! 665 00:39:03,255 --> 00:39:07,175 - Now, where were we? - Uh, it's okay, it's okay. 666 00:39:10,387 --> 00:39:12,013 But I owe you for the prenup. 667 00:39:13,431 --> 00:39:17,143 It's a little hard to keep going with Michael Bolton out there serenading us. 668 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:19,813 -I'm gonna get a restraining order. -That's okay. 669 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:22,315 I gotta go beat the shit out of Ian anyway. 670 00:39:23,191 --> 00:39:24,734 Call you later. 671 00:39:25,652 --> 00:39:28,572 If you don't like Air Supply, I know other songs. 672 00:39:33,952 --> 00:39:35,787 You're late. Where the fuck you been? 673 00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:39,541 Just getting blown by some, uh, pregnant skank, as you called her. 674 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:41,793 Because that's what she is. 675 00:40:12,657 --> 00:40:13,742 Fuck. 676 00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:29,424 I'm sick of living in your shadow. 677 00:40:29,591 --> 00:40:31,885 Who the fuck's asking you to? 678 00:40:32,844 --> 00:40:35,305 It's hard not to when all my clothes are hand-me-downs. 679 00:40:35,472 --> 00:40:38,808 Well, it's not my fault I was born first... 680 00:40:38,975 --> 00:40:44,064 ...or more handsome or smarter. 681 00:40:44,230 --> 00:40:46,733 -Asshole. -Dickhead. 682 00:40:55,992 --> 00:40:57,661 Wanna get a beer? 683 00:41:01,373 --> 00:41:02,749 Yeah. 684 00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:22,394 Let's go. School. Come on, monkeys. 685 00:41:23,770 --> 00:41:26,940 -Carl, come on, get out of there. -Our house still smells like meth. 686 00:41:27,107 --> 00:41:29,025 Yeah, whose fault is that? 687 00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:32,404 Whoa. Good way to start school. 688 00:41:34,406 --> 00:41:37,909 -Wow! You look nice, Debs. -Thanks. 689 00:41:38,785 --> 00:41:44,082 Hey, little fella, did you get out of your crib yourself? Oh, my gosh. 690 00:41:44,249 --> 00:41:45,917 Lip, come on, wake up. 691 00:41:47,919 --> 00:41:50,213 - Ah. - Gallagher tickle spot. Come on. 692 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:52,590 - First day of school, senior. - Oh. 693 00:41:52,757 --> 00:41:54,175 -Not going. -You sick? 694 00:41:55,135 --> 00:41:57,887 -Nope. Dropped out. -What are you talking about? 695 00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:01,182 -Quit. -You only have a year left. 696 00:42:01,349 --> 00:42:03,601 Gotta get a job. Take care of Karen and my kid. 697 00:42:17,365 --> 00:42:18,450 Kev? 698 00:42:20,243 --> 00:42:22,245 - Kev, wake up. - What is it? 699 00:42:22,412 --> 00:42:25,331 -Ethel's missing. -I know, for two weeks. 700 00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:27,417 Not that Ethel. Ethel Number Two. 701 00:42:30,295 --> 00:42:31,463 Ethel! 702 00:42:32,172 --> 00:42:34,215 How'd she get out in the first place? 703 00:42:34,382 --> 00:42:36,801 -Ethel? -Baby? 704 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:39,471 - I was cleaning out her cage. Ethel! - And? 705 00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:42,599 -Forgot the back door was open. -V. 706 00:42:42,974 --> 00:42:46,352 - It was hot inside. - Yo, you let our new bunny escape. 707 00:42:46,728 --> 00:42:48,688 I didn't do it on purpose. 708 00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:58,114 Hey, come here. I'm sorry. Don't cry. 709 00:42:58,323 --> 00:42:59,407 It's all my fault. 710 00:43:01,451 --> 00:43:03,036 No, it isn't. 711 00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:06,706 I was cold to her when she first got here. 712 00:43:07,123 --> 00:43:08,833 Yeah, but you warmed up real quick. 713 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:11,461 Because I loved her. 714 00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:13,171 She knew that. 715 00:43:14,839 --> 00:43:16,758 Then why did she leave us? 716 00:43:20,053 --> 00:43:21,471 I wish I knew. 717 00:43:26,226 --> 00:43:29,020 We're talking about the real Ethel, right? 718 00:43:33,608 --> 00:43:35,276 I think we should have our own kid. 719 00:43:36,903 --> 00:43:38,404 Are you serious? 720 00:43:39,197 --> 00:43:40,406 Yeah. 721 00:43:41,116 --> 00:43:45,036 Yeah? Well, hell, heh-heh, can we start right now? 722 00:43:46,412 --> 00:43:48,331 - Mm-hm. - Aah! 723 00:43:48,998 --> 00:43:50,333 Ethel! 724 00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:53,586 Oh, shit, there she is. Okay, hold on. 725 00:43:53,795 --> 00:43:56,422 Don't you hop away from us, you dumb fucking whore! 726 00:43:56,631 --> 00:43:58,758 Hi, I'm calling about my brother. 727 00:43:58,925 --> 00:44:00,927 -Uh, yeah, I can hold. -Hey. 728 00:44:01,094 --> 00:44:02,971 Hey, I'm on hold. 729 00:44:03,138 --> 00:44:05,890 Sorry about the other night. I was pretty drunk. 730 00:44:06,057 --> 00:44:09,352 Uh, yeah, I'm still here. Phillip Gallagher, twelfth grade. 731 00:44:10,186 --> 00:44:12,230 Uh, won't be in school today. He's sick. 732 00:44:12,605 --> 00:44:15,191 I think it's just a summer cold. He'll be there tomorrow. 733 00:44:15,358 --> 00:44:16,985 Okay. Okay, bye. 734 00:44:17,152 --> 00:44:21,531 -I'm pretty embarrassed about the other night. -It's okay. Don't even worry about it. 735 00:44:22,532 --> 00:44:25,535 I have some blow left over. We could get into some trouble today. 736 00:44:25,702 --> 00:44:27,120 Uh, you should go home. 737 00:44:27,745 --> 00:44:29,455 Actually, I don't have a home. 738 00:44:29,956 --> 00:44:31,291 - What? - Yeah. 739 00:44:31,499 --> 00:44:33,751 Hal found out about David, he kicked me out. 740 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,378 -Jesus. -It's okay. 741 00:44:35,545 --> 00:44:38,131 It was bound to happen sooner or later, right? Heh. 742 00:44:38,298 --> 00:44:40,592 -I guess so. -Now I get to start over. 743 00:44:40,758 --> 00:44:44,137 Do what I want. Be a single woman. 744 00:44:44,304 --> 00:44:47,015 What about your kids? Are they doing okay? 745 00:44:47,182 --> 00:44:50,185 Eh, Hal's better with them. I've just been staying on David's boat. 746 00:44:50,351 --> 00:44:52,687 Although he didn't know until the cops showed up. 747 00:44:52,854 --> 00:44:57,192 -You've been breaking into his boat? -He never uses it. It's just sitting there. 748 00:44:57,358 --> 00:45:00,111 I gave him the best blow jobs of his life. 749 00:45:00,570 --> 00:45:03,156 You saw him. I was so out of his league. 750 00:45:04,991 --> 00:45:07,869 I gotta get in the shower, start looking for a job. 751 00:45:08,036 --> 00:45:10,830 Hey, do you think I could stay here for a couple of days? 752 00:45:10,997 --> 00:45:13,374 -What? -I'll kick in some rent money. 753 00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:17,837 -No. -No? But I do everything for you. 754 00:45:18,296 --> 00:45:20,924 - What are you talking about? - I brought Steve to the party. 755 00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:24,385 I gave you a job this winter. I gave you clothes and jewelry. 756 00:45:45,323 --> 00:45:48,409 -She still alive? -I haven't been up there. 757 00:45:48,576 --> 00:45:49,743 Fuck me. 758 00:45:53,206 --> 00:45:56,501 I got Estefania drunk so that you could have sex with Steve. 759 00:45:57,835 --> 00:45:59,879 I didn't wanna have sex with Steve. 760 00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:02,756 -Ha! Right. -I don't need you meddling in my life. 761 00:46:02,966 --> 00:46:06,219 Meddling? When you need something from me it's fine... 762 00:46:06,386 --> 00:46:09,639 ...but when I need something, suddenly little Miss Fiona runs away? 763 00:46:09,847 --> 00:46:12,183 -Okay, you need to go. -Fine! 764 00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:16,396 I don't give a shit! You just kick me out like David and Hal! 765 00:46:16,604 --> 00:46:18,940 You're all just a bunch of assholes! 766 00:46:24,570 --> 00:46:25,989 Jasmine. 767 00:46:26,739 --> 00:46:28,616 Ah, fuck. 768 00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:35,789 Get out of my yard. 769 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:40,211 Why didn't you meet me at the airport? 770 00:46:42,672 --> 00:46:44,590 I was on my way. 771 00:46:46,426 --> 00:46:47,885 What happened? 772 00:46:50,305 --> 00:46:51,389 Doesn't matter now. 773 00:46:52,557 --> 00:46:54,267 I love you. 774 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,982 Don't. 775 00:47:25,757 --> 00:47:28,426 No one's gonna notice some new dude suddenly showing up? 776 00:47:28,593 --> 00:47:31,929 No one gives a shit. This is Irving's room. He kicked it a few days ago. 777 00:47:32,096 --> 00:47:34,098 It'll be weeks before anyone figures out. 778 00:47:34,265 --> 00:47:36,100 Okay, I'll get his legs. On three. 779 00:47:36,267 --> 00:47:37,977 One, two, three. 780 00:47:40,188 --> 00:47:42,231 Do it again. Ready? One, two, three. 781 00:47:45,485 --> 00:47:47,737 Fuck it, leave him. Wait, we forgot his buddy. 782 00:48:01,709 --> 00:48:04,837 Aw. I'll look in on him every day. 783 00:48:06,255 --> 00:48:08,132 See you tomorrow, Stan.